A bad suit

Apparently I am 'hot'; sadly only in the gardening sense though. I am also in the Telegraph today.

Next week, Dancing On Ice.

Damo said...

February 27, 2011 at 8:18 AM  

No...not dancing on ice...don't do it!!

Rosalind Rosewarne said...

February 27, 2011 at 9:05 AM  

who said it was only in the gardening sense?!

James A-S said...

February 27, 2011 at 7:02 PM  

He's not hot.... he's a very naughty boy.

Dawn Isaac said...

February 28, 2011 at 9:12 AM  

So nice to have ones suspicions confirmed by a quality broadsheet. Fully expect The Times to declare you 'quite amusing' next week.

Naomi Slade said...

February 28, 2011 at 10:01 AM  

Ah yes, extraordinarily hot. I look forward to swooning at a Dancing on Ice costume richly decorated with sequins and szechuan peppercorns ;)

patsy said...

February 28, 2011 at 3:48 PM  

Re your hand. off top of my head,. your pruning hand needs re education and why not try the Alexander technique.
it wont go away and you will always want to prune,so it´s a sure fire way of developing resistance to that muscle fatigue which, without correction, can only get worse. A pianinst friend, with a similar complaint tried it and is back to 4 hours practice daily. love Patsy
p.s. loved your blog.

MarkD said...

March 1, 2011 at 10:01 AM  

Damo - I will you know, and the jungle one..you wait n see if I dont

Rosalind - Oh only my wife, friends and anyone who's ever met me

JAS - I take that as some consolation

Dawn - I think the Star has be down as 'fundamentally tedious' for Thursday's edition

Naomi - I fear my mum must've put you up to this as the sight of me in any kind of snug fitting dancing trouser is quite sufficient to put anyone off their pick n mix of a Saturday night

Patsy - Thak you for your advice, and very pleased you enjoy the blog. I do know someone who's skilled in the Alexander arts but he's a bit of a pillock....so I guess all I have to do now is find out where the boundary is between disabled arm and putting yourself in the hands of a pillock. I shall report back

East Devon Bugle said...

March 1, 2011 at 12:06 PM  

You could resurrect the old hairdo for Dancing on Ice. I have pictures. But please don't write for Murdoch.

Kevin Smith said...

March 3, 2011 at 2:28 PM  

And to think it was me that made you hot. Ah, the power.

Jo said...

March 5, 2011 at 11:55 AM  

Thoroughly deserved, Mr D

cw said...

March 14, 2011 at 11:49 AM  

The Alexander technique might well be the answer...as far as I'm aware it simple involves a lot of pointing and waving of arms directing elves. You'll never have to weild a pair of secateurs again.

Paul and Melanie said...

March 15, 2011 at 8:11 AM  

As someone who only had their copy of 'A Taste of the Unexpected' drop through the door yesterday I now see I'm a tad late to the Otter Farm party... Good to see The Telegraph paying attention too!

Oh, and the book looks amazing! :)

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