ive...
completed three triathlons
walked the spice trail solo
stalked big cats in south africa
held my own in a bar brawl in dublin
played rugby professionally
slept with a bond girl*



but today, for the first time, i am truly a man
for i have a tractor


*otter farm accepts no responsibility for the the fact that most, or more, of these may not be entirely, or partially, based on fact